Does this look familiar?
73.2% of men are tired of excuses to get out of sex according to Victoria Milan- but let’s look at why women use such explanations as to why sex is probably not the best idea right now.
I don’t feel like it right now, let’s do it later-Let’s face it, if we are not in the mood- it’s going to be crap- quality over quantity guys.
I have a headache- Banging our noggin against a headboard when we have a thumping pain in our temple is not going to make us come any faster!
I am very stressed, it's been a hard day –When we are thinking about everything that has gone on at work and what we have to do when we get home, there is no room left for fantasy.
I have my period – If you want to take the sheets to the dry cleaners, where they will think you have committed mass murder- then go ahead.
The kids might hear us – This will scar our children for life- if you can’t afford the psychologist’s bill in a few years’ time- save it for when they are at the grandparents.
My whole body is hurting; I might be getting the flu – Things that should be pleasurable like licking and caressing actually hurt- just no.
I don’t have time; I have so many things to do – When we are making a mental list of things to do while you thrust on top of us- like painting the ceiling for instance- there is no time in our brain or our vagina for you right now.
I cannot move – I’m sore from the gym – Doggy style after the cross trainer- is just no fun. We won't be moaning in pleasure we can tell you that!
I have to get up early tomorrow – Sorry Mr boss man- I am not productive today because I was being porked all night by my man. I’m sure that will go down well!
I can't make love after an argument – Make up sex is no fix if we are still mad at you.
I’m watching the movie, let me finish it –Like you would stop watching football or an X-Box game for the sake of some nookie.
I am going to the gynaecologist tomorrow; I think I better not – They-just-know.
My mother might come and visit us; no way we are having sex – She will think that we are animals that can’t abstain for one night. We don’t want to ruin our reputation of only having sex to conceive now do we?
I don’t feel like it right now, let’s do it later-Let’s face it, if we are not in the mood- it’s going to be crap- quality over quantity guys.
I have a headache- Banging our noggin against a headboard when we have a thumping pain in our temple is not going to make us come any faster!
I am very stressed, it's been a hard day –When we are thinking about everything that has gone on at work and what we have to do when we get home, there is no room left for fantasy.
I have my period – If you want to take the sheets to the dry cleaners, where they will think you have committed mass murder- then go ahead.
The kids might hear us – This will scar our children for life- if you can’t afford the psychologist’s bill in a few years’ time- save it for when they are at the grandparents.
My whole body is hurting; I might be getting the flu – Things that should be pleasurable like licking and caressing actually hurt- just no.
I don’t have time; I have so many things to do – When we are making a mental list of things to do while you thrust on top of us- like painting the ceiling for instance- there is no time in our brain or our vagina for you right now.
I cannot move – I’m sore from the gym – Doggy style after the cross trainer- is just no fun. We won't be moaning in pleasure we can tell you that!
I have to get up early tomorrow – Sorry Mr boss man- I am not productive today because I was being porked all night by my man. I’m sure that will go down well!
I can't make love after an argument – Make up sex is no fix if we are still mad at you.
I’m watching the movie, let me finish it –Like you would stop watching football or an X-Box game for the sake of some nookie.
I am going to the gynaecologist tomorrow; I think I better not – They-just-know.
My mother might come and visit us; no way we are having sex – She will think that we are animals that can’t abstain for one night. We don’t want to ruin our reputation of only having sex to conceive now do we?
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